Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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