After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize