Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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