I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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