Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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