Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize