Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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