She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
just tell him i said nine months
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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