quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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