I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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