Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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