is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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