my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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