God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
where are my eyebrows?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize