I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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