wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
there is puke in my bra ... again
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