Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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