actually, I'm a sock model
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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