So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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