Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think I died a long time ago.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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