I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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