The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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