he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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