ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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