So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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