yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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