I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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