also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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