haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
the gays at disneyland are vicious
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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