You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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