dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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