4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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