i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
But theres a keg here and me gusta
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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