And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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