Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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