It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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