i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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