Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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