Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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