It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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