I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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