So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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