im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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