Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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