Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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