the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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