did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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