So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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