I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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