He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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